jizzbang 

The word Jizzbang means to Masturbate or wank, or it could also mean any of the following:

Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

The word comes from two sections, Jizz and Bang. The first section Jizz is short for Jizzum which is another word for males sperm. And the second word, Bang means Explosion, which is when the male drops his load all over the chicks chest giving her a peral necklace.

It can also be used as an insult, as in calling someone a jizzbanger.

Dude! Last night I had the biggest Jizzbang, i filled up the whole sock!

Oh man, last night my wife gave me this Jizzbang and it shot her in the eye!

You fuckin' Jizzbanger

Don't you fuckin' Jizzbang near me!?!?!11

jizzbang by counterfeit October 12, 2004

jizzbag 

1. The scrotum.

2. A contemptable person.

"Give me the five bucks you owe me, you jizzbag!"

jizzbag by tradesman March 31, 2003

Jizzbango 

A word used to finish a conversation when it gets awkward.
or
A word use to insult ones friends great mothers sisters

Boy: "I love you". Girl: "Okay". Boy: "Jizzbango"

Jizzbango by ty1234 March 4, 2013

jizzbag 

1) A real fuckin idiot 2) bag for holdin' jizz

1) My roommate is such a jizzbag. 2) Pick up this jizzbag before my mom comes.

jizzbag by Skiz November 23, 2002

jizzbag 

1. A condom
2. A scrotum

1. "I did it so much that the jizzbag popped."

2. "They hit me right in the jizzbag."

jizzbag by Some White Guy February 18, 2003

jizzbag 

1. A used condom

2. A person of equal value to a used condom, usually used to describe males. The female equivalent is jizztube.

1. Dude what the hell is your jizzbag doing in my bed?!?

2. You're such a jizzbag.

jizzbag by Aziz, the bringer of LIGHT January 6, 2009

Jazzbang 

To fumble and improvise wildly during sex, suggesting and trying manoeuvres and acts far beyond the bounds of 'normal play'. An overlong and fiddley fuck.

"It was awful. A total fucking jazzbang. He took so long just fiddling and fussing".

Jazzbang by Jebadiah April 4, 2020