jizlak

A made-up word by Vinny from Vinesauce in his third The Messenger stream. The definite definition of this very word is unknown. Vinny, the founder of the word said that (in his own loose words) that this meant "the lack of jizz" (Note that this is a noun, not a verb or adjective.)

Unfortunately, this failed to become a new word since there exists an Ebay account called just that.

"One more. One more time. Jizlak. Jay-i-zee-el-a-kay. Jizlak." -Vinny

by Why should i use a pseudonym September 19, 2018

Jilak

A state of extreme delusion. May end sentences with nintachan panni. Only remedy for jilakism is throwing them of a cliff.

Random jilak person: I am Adithya and I am the prmo topper

Guy with senses: fucking throw him of a cliff

by Definerbitch October 27, 2018

Jimmy Jizla

Cornish Rhyming slang for a kingsize Rizla cigarette paper.

Jason: shit I'm out of Jimmy Jizla's.
Ant: I've only got jimmy single skins.
Jason: They'd better be silvers. cos if there greens you can get out of my f"%*%*g house.
Ant: I'm not sure... i roached all the pack two days ago. i think there blues.
Jason: hmmmm spose..........have we got a bong?
Ant: hold on. my weed is wrapped up in a silver Jimmy Jizla!!!
Jason: Result.

by Jason McHedgeface-Trimmer March 21, 2008

jizcake

when you jiz on a girls tits and they look like pancakes

i made a nice batch of jizcakes last night

by bobby black January 10, 2008

jizlam

male based porn related religon

every straight male practices atleast once a day as prayer

edge meets the leaders of jizlam for mutual prayer ((nut loving cum guzzling fun))

by whats cooler than cool? ice cold mother fucker October 23, 2003

jizla

a small paper towel supplied in restrooms across the country rather than toilet tissue making it only suitable to clean up ecaculate

tried really hard to wipe my ass but ended up with shit on my hand cause all they had in restroom was jizlas

by rhinochef April 3, 2015

jizlam

a joke religion started by me in the changing rooms of my school b4 P.E. bit of a laugh.My title was Pope Jiz I. It was funny at the time.

The religion of jizlam was founded in england in the year 2001 or 02 can't remember.

by Pope Jiz I December 8, 2003