jizcake

when you jiz on a girls tits and they look like pancakes

i made a nice batch of jizcakes last night

by bobby black January 10, 2008

jizzcake

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.

"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."

by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006

Jizzcake

When a dude unloads onto a cupcake and feeds it to someone (normally I’m public)

Bro 1: Bro I’m gonna Jizzcake this nigga
Bro 2: do it pussy
Bro 1: (jizzes on cupcake)
Bro 3: thanks for the cupcake

Bro2: that a cumcake nigga

by Donald J. Vrobama January 17, 2019

jizzcake

another word for a baby

“ugh i hate babies, they’re stupid little jizzcakes

by ihaveahugegyatt December 24, 2023