jizla

a small paper towel supplied in restrooms across the country rather than toilet tissue making it only suitable to clean up ecaculate
tried really hard to wipe my ass but ended up with shit on my hand cause all they had in restroom was jizlas
by rhinochef April 03, 2015
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Jimmy Jizla

Cornish Rhyming slang for a kingsize Rizla cigarette paper.
Jason: shit I'm out of Jimmy Jizla's.
Ant: I've only got jimmy single skins.
Jason: They'd better be silvers. cos if there greens you can get out of my f"%*%*g house.
Ant: I'm not sure... i roached all the pack two days ago. i think there blues.
Jason: hmmmm spose..........have we got a bong?
Ant: hold on. my weed is wrapped up in a silver Jimmy Jizla!!!
Jason: Result.
by Jason McHedgeface-Trimmer March 20, 2008
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