jizla

a small paper towel supplied in restrooms across the country rather than toilet tissue making it only suitable to clean up ecaculate

tried really hard to wipe my ass but ended up with shit on my hand cause all they had in restroom was jizlas

by rhinochef April 3, 2015

Jimmy Jizla

Cornish Rhyming slang for a kingsize Rizla cigarette paper.

Jason: shit I'm out of Jimmy Jizla's.
Ant: I've only got jimmy single skins.
Jason: They'd better be silvers. cos if there greens you can get out of my f"%*%*g house.
Ant: I'm not sure... i roached all the pack two days ago. i think there blues.
Jason: hmmmm spose..........have we got a bong?
Ant: hold on. my weed is wrapped up in a silver Jimmy Jizla!!!
Jason: Result.

by Jason McHedgeface-Trimmer March 21, 2008

Jialat bibimbap

When the situation reaches an epic proportion of ridiculousness equivalent to a k-drama, use Jialat bibimbap.
Word created after watching “The Penthouse war in life”. This drama has too many jialat bibimbap moments

Siao liao lor now jialat bibimbap already.

by Human1000 January 19, 2022

Jiztastic

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.

Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic

by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

Jimlan

anyone who is severly deluded about their ability to do something well or effectively. an annoying twit.

Yo Such a Jimlan! Thats why your the champ!

by Factitious Zimbabzome January 20, 2011

jiztasterfy

when your penis is out of control and semen is coming out in every direction

damnit jeff put your dick away, this is a jiztasterfy.

by master taint February 11, 2019

Jillayne

Jillayne is creative, beautiful, intelligent and dazzlingly talented. To count Jillayne as a friend is great privilege. Her smile is infectious. You know you will never be bored in the company of Jillayne. Jillayne is the kind of thoughtful, insightful person you want as a friend. If you enjoy fun facts (especially scientific ones) you'll never tire of spending time with her. Outdoorsy and fun, funny and kind, you'll learn so much about the world around you by virtue of being around her.

"Jillayne started a spontaneous dance party after dinner yesterday."

by thekarifur January 31, 2020