jizzakazi

The act of surprising a woman with unsolicited semen in her face at random. Preparation usually preformed elsewhere.

I jizzakazied a lady downtown and now I'm a registered sex offender.

by Seahorse Shit December 1, 2016

Jizzamatism

Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes.

I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism.

by DrRockso March 18, 2009

jizzmazing

something so amazing you jizz or want to jizz in your pants

that Ferrari is jizzmazing!

hey guys, check out this jizzmazing sniper rifle I saw online

by dun dunna nuh! June 20, 2011

jizzmazing

an adjective used to describe something exceptionally pleasing; amazing, orgasmic

I can't stop eating this chocolate; it's so jizzmazing!

by Agent N59 February 28, 2006