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when you jiz on a girls tits and they look like pancakes
i made a nice batch of jizcakes last night
jizcake by bobby black January 10, 2008
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A made-up word by Vinny from Vinesauce in his third The Messenger stream. The definite definition of this very word is unknown. Vinny, the founder of the word said that (in his own loose words) that this meant "the lack of jizz" (Note that this is a noun, not a verb or adjective.)

Unfortunately, this failed to become a new word since there exists an Ebay account called just that.
"One more. One more time. Jizlak. Jay-i-zee-el-a-kay. Jizlak." -Vinny
Shaggy says "zoinks!"

Velma says "jinkies!"

Snoop dog says "jizankies!"
"Jizankies! That monster was actually THE PROFESSOR!"
jizankies by J June 20, 2004
a word that can be used to replace any word usually used by kids when around their parents
suck my jizzak ya jizzak!!
jizzak by jack nob January 17, 2005
To describe a classmate/co workers, as a virgin. To be specific of what said someone is, is someone who particularly enjoys games like: "Dungeons and dragons" "skyrim" or shows like "game theory" or "game of thrones" The word would fit for this, do to it sounding like "Wizard"
God, I fucking hate Danny! He thinks he's smarter than everyone, when he's really a fucking jiznard!
Jiznard by Slapjackfatback April 4, 2016

jizzakazi 

The act of surprising a woman with unsolicited semen in her face at random. Preparation usually preformed elsewhere.
I jizzakazied a lady downtown and now I'm a registered sex offender.
jizzakazi by Seahorse Shit December 1, 2016