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when you jiz on a girls tits and they look like pancakes
i made a nice batch of jizcakes last night
jizcake by bobby black January 10, 2008
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A made-up word by Vinny from Vinesauce in his third The Messenger stream. The definite definition of this very word is unknown. Vinny, the founder of the word said that (in his own loose words) that this meant "the lack of jizz" (Note that this is a noun, not a verb or adjective.)

Unfortunately, this failed to become a new word since there exists an Ebay account called just that.
"One more. One more time. Jizlak. Jay-i-zee-el-a-kay. Jizlak." -Vinny
jizlak by Why should i use a pseudonym September 19, 2018
Shaggy says "zoinks!"

Velma says "jinkies!"

Snoop dog says "jizankies!"
"Jizankies! That monster was actually THE PROFESSOR!"
jizankies by J June 20, 2004
a word that can be used to replace any word usually used by kids when around their parents
suck my jizzak ya jizzak!!
jizzak by jack nob January 17, 2005
To describe a classmate/co workers, as a virgin. To be specific of what said someone is, is someone who particularly enjoys games like: "Dungeons and dragons" "skyrim" or shows like "game theory" or "game of thrones" The word would fit for this, do to it sounding like "Wizard"
God, I fucking hate Danny! He thinks he's smarter than everyone, when he's really a fucking jiznard!
Jiznard by Slapjackfatback April 4, 2016

jizzakazi 

The act of surprising a woman with unsolicited semen in her face at random. Preparation usually preformed elsewhere.
I jizzakazied a lady downtown and now I'm a registered sex offender.
jizzakazi by Seahorse Shit December 1, 2016
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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