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jizcake 

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when you jiz on a girls tits and they look like pancakes
i made a nice batch of jizcakes last night
jizcake by bobby black January 10, 2008
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jizlak

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A made-up word by Vinny from Vinesauce in his third The Messenger stream. The definite definition of this very word is unknown. Vinny, the founder of the word said that (in his own loose words) that this meant "the lack of jizz" (Note that this is a noun, not a verb or adjective.)

Unfortunately, this failed to become a new word since there exists an Ebay account called just that.
"One more. One more time. Jizlak. Jay-i-zee-el-a-kay. Jizlak." -Vinny
jizlak by Why should i use a pseudonym September 19, 2018

jizankies

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Shaggy says "zoinks!"

Velma says "jinkies!"

Snoop dog says "jizankies!"
"Jizankies! That monster was actually THE PROFESSOR!"
jizankies by J June 20, 2004

jizzak

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a word that can be used to replace any word usually used by kids when around their parents
suck my jizzak ya jizzak!!
jizzak by jack nob January 17, 2005

Jiznard 

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To describe a classmate/co workers, as a virgin. To be specific of what said someone is, is someone who particularly enjoys games like: "Dungeons and dragons" "skyrim" or shows like "game theory" or "game of thrones" The word would fit for this, do to it sounding like "Wizard"
God, I fucking hate Danny! He thinks he's smarter than everyone, when he's really a fucking jiznard!
Jiznard by Slapjackfatback April 4, 2016

jizzakazi 

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The act of surprising a woman with unsolicited semen in her face at random. Preparation usually preformed elsewhere.
I jizzakazied a lady downtown and now I'm a registered sex offender.
jizzakazi by Seahorse Shit December 1, 2016
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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