jizlam 

male based porn related religon

every straight male practices atleast once a day as prayer

edge meets the leaders of jizlam for mutual prayer ((nut loving cum guzzling fun))

jizlam by whats cooler than cool? ice cold mother fucker October 23, 2003

jizlam 

a joke religion started by me in the changing rooms of my school b4 P.E. bit of a laugh.My title was Pope Jiz I. It was funny at the time.

The religion of jizlam was founded in england in the year 2001 or 02 can't remember.

jizlam by Pope Jiz I December 8, 2003

Jizzlamic Jihad 

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.

Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!

Jizzlamic Jihad by D-Fence October 20, 2010

jizzlam 

A deragotory slang term for Islam.

I don't trust that new guy, he practices Jizzlam.

jizzlam by knightly coriander October 16, 2007

Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.

“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”

Jizzamortis by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

Jizzamathon 

When a group of guys just jizz for fun, not jizzing on something, that would be a bukkake.

Jizz-a-mathon

"Dude a group of my friends just jizzed themselves randomly"

"You just had a jizzamathon"

Jizzamathon by FapMonster October 6, 2011

jizzam 

1) noun:
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.

2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.

"The Doc said I can't get my wife pregnant because I have shoddy jizzam."

"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."

jizzam by Grammar Ranger, 1st Class February 25, 2010