jizlam
jizlam by whats cooler than cool? ice cold mother fucker October 23, 2003
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jizlam
a joke religion started by me in the changing rooms of my school b4 P.E. bit of a laugh.My title was Pope Jiz I. It was funny at the time.
jizlam by Pope Jiz I December 8, 2003
Related Words
jizlam • jizzam • jizzlam • Jizzamagoo • jilamika • Jislam • jizla • jizlak • jizzamapoo • Jizzamathon
Jizzlamic Jihad
To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.
Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.
Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
Jizzlamic Jihad by D-Fence October 20, 2010
jizzlam
jizzlam by knightly coriander October 16, 2007
Jizzamortis
“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”
“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”
“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”
Jizzamortis by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020
Jizzamathon
When a group of guys just jizz for fun, not jizzing on something, that would be a bukkake.
Jizz-a-mathon
Jizz-a-mathon
Jizzamathon by FapMonster October 6, 2011
jizzam
1) noun:
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.
2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.
2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.
"The Doc said I can't get my wife pregnant because I have shoddy jizzam."
"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."
"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."
jizzam by Grammar Ranger, 1st Class February 25, 2010
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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