jixzo 

Jixzo is a fucking goat, this guy is so handsome and smart, if you saw him, his face alone could rizz you, hes a pretty cool dude.

Person 1: “Hey did you see that cute guy sitting next to me in Class?”
Person 2: “Oh that’s just Jixzo.”

jixzo by jixzowixzo June 12, 2024

jizzocide 

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.

Rianne is committing jizzocide.

jizzocide by damn damn danno October 26, 2006

jizzoint 

Joint. Left-handed cigarette, maryjane, pot, weeeeed

Let's go smoke a jizzoint!

jizzoint by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

jizzoon 

A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.

I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.

jizzoon by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007

Jizzorrhea 

Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.

That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.

That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.

Jizzorrhea by jrockandthefunkyfresh May 27, 2013

jizzolicious 

Something that is so good that it makes one jizz.

Man, that pie was so jizzolicious, it made my pants wet.

jizzolicious by Fugattir March 18, 2009

Jizzophobia 

Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.

People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....

Jizzophobia by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011