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Jaxzon is like someone who grew up in a horrible hick town like Shelburne yet is still one of the best around. They're the most handsome and beautiful person you'd meet. In bed or just smoochies is hands down the most magical and majestic. They're above all in intelligence and is smart enough to solve any problem. Jaxzon won't give into peer pressure or any social trends and just does their thing. They CREATE trends and make things cool again. Jaxzon also loves everyone and works damn hard. Hardworker and preserved? YES MA'AM! If you've never met a Jaxzon you need to because you're missing out. The moment you meet Jaxzon you'll probably fall in deep unconditional love and they'll influence and change your life forever, but that's okay because it happens to everyone. Who knows? They may even love you back.
"Jaxzon is the best I've ever seen...."
jaxzon by Bigballsoffury December 19, 2016
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A huge coward who cries to his mummy when women don't love him.
Wow, I don't love him and he snitched on me... That Jaxon C..
Jaxon C by XV7 September 13, 2019
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Funny,awesome,lovable,caring,sweet,goofy person. His smile can light up a room. He's a person that will always be there for you when you need him the most. He has an amazing personality. If you meet one you will want to play a big role in his life. A boy who is loved by everyone that he talks too. A free spirited boy/man. He will most likely be the person that every girl wants to date, or the boy that every man wants to be.
Jaxon - a person everybody wants to be around
Jaxon by No nameeeeeeeee June 17, 2016

jaxon is gay 

Holy Cow! Jaxon Is Gay!
jaxon is gay by JaxonIsGay May 10, 2019
A really attractive guy who is not afraid to be himself around anyone. He is shy at first but once you get to know him its hard to get him to shut up! Hes really athletic and has amazing eyes that will blow your mind and sexy abs. He can make you feel like the most amazing person in the world. He has the best personality ever!! He is fun, cute, talented, and extreamely smart. He is really easy to love. Once you get to know him you fall in love with him right away. He is hard to be mad at! Even if he pisses you off just his smile will make you forget all about what he did. He has an amazing smile it alone can make your day. He is also really fit and has a great sence in style. He is very outgoing and when you hold is hand or hug or when your just around him you fall more and more in love with him! If you get the chance to date a jaxson dont turn him down or youll regret it later. He is an amazing person so hold on to him.
Jaxson hott amazing abs pretty eyes awesome sweet
Jaxson by kj12345 January 10, 2014
Man Jaxon he is so handsome
Jaxon by AmericaFuckYea May 2, 2018
Jaxon is a man who surpasses the Gods & drowns in pussy
That man is a Jaxon
Jaxon by Pussy Philosopher November 3, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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