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jitterus 

person 1: whats up my jitterus

person 2: whats good man
jitterus by soap eater November 12, 2021

Jesus Jitters 

A sports reporter's awkward, stammering reaction after a seemingly innocuous question is greeted with a completely unsolicited Bible-Thumping answer: see Erin Andrews' interview with Josh Hamilton at the 2009 MLB All-Star Game or any interview ever with Kurt Warner.
Susie Kolber: Kurt, I see that you are wearing new cleats tonight, any comment?

Kurt Warner: Without the grace of our risen Lord Jesus Christ there would be no cleatts, praise His name.

Susie Kolber: yes...umm...of course...uhhh...back to you Berman!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Jesus Jitters!
Jesus Jitters by rak5877 July 13, 2009
To possess a feeling of anxiety or restlessness.
"I was up late last night with the jitters because of that scary movie."
jitters by Banisters July 3, 2006

hoe jitters 

when ur doing some hoe shit and u get anxious and/or second guess yourself
Aw damn i got the hoe jitters, should i send him nudes or no?
hoe jitters by cherry_bomb69 February 26, 2017

Pre-Date Jitters 

the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach
Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...
Pre-Date Jitters by srav December 27, 2010

fc jitters

The anxiety that ensues when one nears the end of a song in a rhythm game without yet missing any notes; the player is trying to "FC" (full combo) the song. Usually results in a really dumb mistake, in which case the player becomes furious and screams about how he or she will never waste money on his/her particular game again. Can pertain to any rhythm game (Guitar Hero, DDR, ITG, PIU, Beatmania, etc).
I got really close to FC'ing "Holiday in Cambodia" on GH3, but I got the fc jitters right near the last chorus.
fc jitters by Captain Colorblind February 12, 2008