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Jesus Jitters 

A sports reporter's awkward, stammering reaction after a seemingly innocuous question is greeted with a completely unsolicited Bible-Thumping answer: see Erin Andrews' interview with Josh Hamilton at the 2009 MLB All-Star Game or any interview ever with Kurt Warner.
Susie Kolber: Kurt, I see that you are wearing new cleats tonight, any comment?

Kurt Warner: Without the grace of our risen Lord Jesus Christ there would be no cleatts, praise His name.

Susie Kolber: yes...umm...of course...uhhh...back to you Berman!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Jesus Jitters!
Jesus Jitters by rak5877 July 13, 2009

jitterpants 

noun
1. a person inclined to relocate on a whim; someone who randomly moves or leaves town (a lot).
2. to suddenly be in a frantic state of making a new home elsewhere (usu. without reason).
3. a condition preventing someone from settling down.

ORIGIN: a slang term first coined in 2009 in connection with a blog that goes by the same name.
1. Hey there, jitterpants! What brings you back to town?
2. My pa up and left us the other day! Ma says he's got a case of the jitterpants.
3. That boy 'll never find himself a wife, long as he's got them jitterpants on.
jitterpants by jitterpants January 27, 2010
To possess a feeling of anxiety or restlessness.
"I was up late last night with the jitters because of that scary movie."
jitters by Banisters July 3, 2006

hoe jitters 

when ur doing some hoe shit and u get anxious and/or second guess yourself
Aw damn i got the hoe jitters, should i send him nudes or no?
hoe jitters by cherry_bomb69 February 26, 2017

pordan jeterson

The radical leftist, Marxist and anticapitalistic arch-nemesis of Jordan Peterson; known for being an avid supporter of equality of outcome and critical race theory. The Yin to the Yang that is Jordan Peterson.
Pordan Jeterson grows stronger for every passing second! Release the lobsters!
pordan jeterson by Shirt_Pants June 17, 2021

Pre-Date Jitters 

the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach
Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...
Pre-Date Jitters by srav December 27, 2010
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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