Definitions by srav

Big man’s burden

The burden of the biggest man in the group to sit in the front seat of a cab.

Sid was 7 feet tall. He felt the big man’s burden to always sit in the front seat.

Big man’s burden by srav August 1, 2019

Pre-Date Jitters 

the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach

Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...

Pre-Date Jitters by srav December 27, 2010

Model UN Syndrome 

A serious condition where the individual, in the week after a Model United Nations trip, attempts to use a placard with his or her name on it in school to speak or feels it is acceptable to pass notes or bring motions in the classroom.

This syndrome often results in embarrassment or reprimand.

Sid: Point of Inquiry!
*raises placard*
Teacher: What?

Sid: Oh sorry, I still have Model UN Syndrome.

Model UN Syndrome by srav November 23, 2009

Sailor's Tongue 

One who swears a lot is said to have this.

Kelly: ***** ** *** you mother****** piece of ****. I will **** you up and **** them until they're ****** over.

Sid: you sure as **** have sailor's tongue!

Sailor's Tongue by srav June 7, 2009

Delta Relationship 

Delta Relationship : Noun : Signifying the change in a relationship.

Sid: "She went from hating me to tolerating me in a week! According to our delta relationship, if this reaction continues, we're married by the 4th of next month!"

Delta Relationship by srav May 18, 2009

ordering agency 

the ability to order something on the menu by one's own volition, without input from anybody else.

Waitress: "So, what will it be, Sid?"

Sid: "I'll let Mikey order first."

Mikey: "The Chicken Fried Rice"

Sid: "Yeah, one of that for me too."

Mikey: "You have no ordering agency..."

ordering agency by srav May 5, 2009

alien apostrophe 

the use of an apostrophe in the naming of aliens in science fiction. Extremely prevalent in turning a common name into an alien-esque name.

Author: "hmm. I need a name for this alien in my book"

Friend: "How about... Jon?"

Author: "No. I will use J'on!"

Friend: "Ah, the use of the alien apostrophe, like Kal'el, Jor'el, Teal'c, Bra'tac, D'on...

alien apostrophe by srav May 3, 2009