jisted

The act of of bullshitting through a a sentence in a foreign language.

I just jisted my way through a sentence on my spanish test and pieced it togehter.

by horny quasar December 14, 2016

jist

Wrong spelling of gist. The gist of the argument is the essence, the most important point.

I was really just vomiting images like spoiled sushi (that may be an ill-considered metaphor, but you get my gist). -> not jist

by cptLAGER March 12, 2009

jist

The whole general idea of a subject.

A: Did you get the jist of that movie?

B: Yeah, it's about sodomy, death, and clowns.

by Shane -- KD05' March 3, 2005

Jist

When you cover your dick hole with your thumb while you cum so it shoots a jizzy mist.

In order to mark my territory, if I'm having sex with a girl for the first time I will jist on her for maximum cum coverage.

by Ninja-B April 13, 2017

jist

The act of inserting one's fist into another individual's vagina or anus until he or she experiences sexual climax, or "jizzes." A combination of the words fist and jizz.

I got totally jisted in prison, man.

by Black Chrome November 30, 2006

Jist of the Jam

The core of a problem.

Bob: “I always struggle in school.”
Tom: “You never study, that is the Jist of the Jam.”

by Doran Ray January 8, 2018

Schindlers jist

When describing or hearing a horrific or disturbing scenario or story, using the bare minimum details to understand it or explain.

'Ahh alright, I get the Schindlers gist..'

'Without getting to into it, here's the Schindlers jist of events..'

by Pendlehinio August 10, 2017