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Jizzed and shitted. Past tense of jizzing.
I jitted all over my room last night.
Jitted by Jitted69 May 13, 2022
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When you shit and jizz at the same time.
"Yo dude, I just jitted on myself because of you!"
Jitted by Emb3r_S4n April 22, 2024

Jitted Up 

1) to be in a state of elation

2) to have done something cool or have the quality of coolness
1) bro This ice cream is so good im jitted up rn
2) nah fuck them lames I’m too jitted up for em
Jitted Up by LedgeLord August 21, 2022

Jitter Fest 

When the human facial nerve realises that something has indeed landed on their face. Causing the motion of the face to move from side to side viciously.
"Gee look at that guy he must be having a full on Jitter Fest"
Jitter Fest by Pengueleon June 11, 2015
can be used to describe having suddenly be rejected or abandoned by a lover

or can be used in the context of having a really rough time, things not going your way, or getting rejected in general
"I just got jilted on that exam."

"I applied to that job, but I got jilted."

"I got jilted so hard today."
jilted by vanityqueen June 4, 2016
Term originating from Bristol, UK, to describe ( sometimes in a derogatory fashion) a heavy metal fan or male with long hair
'Hey Dave, coming down The Hatchet tonight?'
' Fuck that, it'll be wall-to-wall with crusty jitters!'
Jitter by Carlos the barber May 1, 2014
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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