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jismo by jismo32/23 October 1, 2020
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jism wiper
A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.
see jizz mopper.
see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004
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Captain Jism
Captain Jism by jpg3 September 4, 2011
jimout
1.(verb) to fall out of live with Park Jimin.
its absolutely imposible.
2.When you fall in love with bts member jimin you cant fall out of love with him.
its absolutely imposible.
2.When you fall in love with bts member jimin you cant fall out of love with him.
jimout by emily09298 September 10, 2019
Kim Jisoo
Kim Jisoo is from a south Korean queengroup called BlackPink (Ya'll better go stan her and BP)
Facts:
Loves Chicken
Makes weird but catchy songs out of stuff
Makes you laugh until you shit your pants
Cutest little baby ever
Fake maknae
A little bit crazy
Everyone loves her
Korea and JenLiChaeng is literally her bitch
Loves Dalgom and only Dalgom
The kindest and softest person you probably will meet
You should thank god that you were born in the same era as her
Her breathing was put into headlines. BREATHING.
Annyong, annyong, naneun Jisoo-yah.
Facts:
Loves Chicken
Makes weird but catchy songs out of stuff
Makes you laugh until you shit your pants
Cutest little baby ever
Fake maknae
A little bit crazy
Everyone loves her
Korea and JenLiChaeng is literally her bitch
Loves Dalgom and only Dalgom
The kindest and softest person you probably will meet
You should thank god that you were born in the same era as her
Her breathing was put into headlines. BREATHING.
Annyong, annyong, naneun Jisoo-yah.
Person 1: Who's that, she's beautiful.
Person 2: That's Kim Jisoo.
Person 1: Imma ask for her number.
Person 2: You'll never succeed cause she is literally god-like
Person 2: That's Kim Jisoo.
Person 1: Imma ask for her number.
Person 2: You'll never succeed cause she is literally god-like
Kim Jisoo by Mythical Blink January 4, 2019
jisoo kim
jisoo THE alpha of blackpink THE BEST ambassador Dior ever had and THE miss Korea THE best actor singer dancer etc Honestly she is HER
jisoo kim by BOOKISHTEA May 23, 2021
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