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Jihadistan 

Any country that is under the control of terrorists. The jihadists are the judge, jury, and executioner against anyone who opposes them.
Jihadistan is a crappy place to live.

Bahariterran Jihadist 

Bahariterran Jihadists blew up the masters and freed slaves in the USA's south.
1) Someone who kills, like, twenty civilians of their own country for every one American soldier they kill.

2) Someone who's grossly incompetent, as indicated above.

3) Stereotypical Arabian guy.

4) A coward.
1) "Fucking Jihadists are always killing innocent people."

2) "Wake the fuck up you fucking Jihadist, we have customers waiting!"

3) "Look out for that Jihadist there; he might have a bomb strapped to him or something."

4) "Look at the Jihadist run!"
Jihadist by Fuck Shit Piss August 30, 2007

jihadist hug 

the process of shitting on someone's head while screaming Allah hu akbar
calvin was being a bitch, so i gave him a jihadist hug
More than one Jihad; multiple holy wars.

Also, a word that will likely give you an uncontested victory over your feeble-minded opponents in Scrabble.
When Molly used the word Jihads in Scrabble, Colton got so angry he threw a fit, flung the Scrabble board across the room, and promised perpetual Jihads against her and her family.
Jihads by Frogmartian June 16, 2010

Social Terrorist/Jihadist 

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.
Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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