Jihadist

1) Someone who kills, like, twenty civilians of their own country for every one American soldier they kill.

2) Someone who's grossly incompetent, as indicated above.

3) Stereotypical Arabian guy.

4) A coward.

1) "Fucking Jihadists are always killing innocent people."

2) "Wake the fuck up you fucking Jihadist, we have customers waiting!"

3) "Look out for that Jihadist there; he might have a bomb strapped to him or something."

4) "Look at the Jihadist run!"

Jihadist by Fuck Shit Piss August 30, 2007

jihadist hug 

the process of shitting on someone's head while screaming Allah hu akbar

calvin was being a bitch, so i gave him a jihadist hug

jihadist hug by steve the pirate May 13, 2014

Jihadist's Dozen 

72 count or a half dozen dozens

if a dozen is 12, and a baker's dozen is 13, is a jihadist's dozen 72?
now, a jihadist's dozen is 6x more than a dozen, and the smallest unit of measure of a dozen is a half dozen
that means, a jihadist's dozen is = 6 x (6 + 6)

Jihadist's Dozen by jayrobs June 28, 2017

Bahariterran Jihadist 

A jihadi from Bahariterra.

Bahariterran Jihadists blew up the masters and freed slaves in the USA's south.

Bahariterran Jihadist by Martyred for Allah ☝ June 3, 2022

Social Terrorist/Jihadist 

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.

Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.

Social Terrorist/Jihadist by Imparitor October 12, 2010

Social Terrorist/Jihadist 

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.

Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.

Social Terrorist/Jihadist by Imparitor October 11, 2010

Pussy Jihadist

A man who takes his lovin' on the run. A Pussy Jihadist, unlike religious jihadist is doing it in the name of Lust and Love. To be considered a Pussy Jihadist, one must be able to uphold the Pussy Jihad Doctrine and be a leader in the movement.

Jerome: Yo homeboy, i wanna be a pussy jihadist and do jihad on pussy all over the world.

Jamal: yeah? me too...where do i sign, Yo?

Jerome: Yo, u needs to hit up The great 826 Le.

Pussy Jihadist by IloveGONads August 6, 2009