Getting retarded (via either intoxication or by your own lack of mental capacity) to the point that you can no longer tell or care how unattractive a person is, how much your clothes do not match or how poor your personal hygiene is. You may also adapt your entire lifestyle to meet the goals of this poor hygiene awful clothing and sexing up of the grossest human beings possible.

Friend 1: Look at that girl Zach is with is he Jeffed up or what?

Friend 2: Totally man he picked her up at a buffet earlier today. He even went and rented a Tahoe to carry her around in.

Jeffed up by woo!party December 13, 2009

Related Words

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Jeffed Up

The act of making poor life-altering decisions while under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol.

So I was blackout in Western last week right, next thing you know I Jeffed Up and spent $87 on Jägerbombs because they were $1.50 each.

Jeffed Up by CaptainFatArms March 8, 2014

Jeffed Up

Jeffed Up, or JEFFED is what happens when the "company" insists on providing sexual gratification, (usually via the anal fuck) (whether the recipient expects/desires it or not), followed up by a good serving of Boston Pancakes. To be "Jeffed Up", you may be "gratified" by any member or non-members (ie: dildo) of the Jeffing parties body. It is important to note that the "Jeffin" party usually follows this up with some type of fucking over, ie: a good cold bitchslap to the face of the Jeffed one. This may be ordered "Stat" as well, meaning it should be done ASAP. Believed to originate around the time of the revolutionary war in Boston, or Philadelphia.

"Oh, you want a good ass fucking"? Well how about u git Jeffed Up tonite, or would you rather I Jeffstat you now?

Jeffed Up by EMTCORNJOB July 20, 2009

Jeffed Up

Any thing that is supposed to be chrome, paint it body color.

Anything that isn’t chrome, spray paint it chrome.

Hey Kurt! Check this truck out!
Yuck! That truck has been Jeffed Up!

Jeffed Up by 55buick October 13, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026