Juffed

It literally has no meaning

He's so juffed bro.

by Awesomeness192837 November 2, 2020

jiffed

the realization that youd been sneak thieved on

shon just jiffed my shit!

by grease November 2, 2003

Jaffed

Jaffed can literally replace any word you want.

I jaffed Johnny a fiver. I jaffed all over her. After that spliff I was so jaffed. That strike was a fucking jaffer by Robbie on Sunday.

by YungMilo January 23, 2017

Jeffed up

Getting retarded (via either intoxication or by your own lack of mental capacity) to the point that you can no longer tell or care how unattractive a person is, how much your clothes do not match or how poor your personal hygiene is. You may also adapt your entire lifestyle to meet the goals of this poor hygiene awful clothing and sexing up of the grossest human beings possible.

Friend 1: Look at that girl Zach is with is he Jeffed up or what?

Friend 2: Totally man he picked her up at a buffet earlier today. He even went and rented a Tahoe to carry her around in.

by woo!party December 13, 2009

Jeffed

To have the world at your finger tips and throwing it all away;
To let one down

Really getting jeffed out here

by Kirkyardrailfan December 11, 2018

jeffed

the consumption of any beverage at lightning speed

I totally just jeffed that.

by pee pee sock August 27, 2007

Jeffed

Jeffed is the act of being blown off by someone who is so sure they love you that they know you'll be there tomorrow, no matter how inconsiderate the act, because they're well worth it.

Jeffed is "I'll be back in a few minutes." Player logs from audio and messenger after 2 hours because their computer overheats while they're peacefully sleeping and you're waiting.

by stilllovehim April 17, 2009