Jaffed

Jaffed can literally replace any word you want.

I jaffed Johnny a fiver. I jaffed all over her. After that spliff I was so jaffed. That strike was a fucking jaffer by Robbie on Sunday.

by YungMilo January 23, 2017

jaffed

To forcefully insert.

Gav jaffed his cock into the floppy drive.

by matthx July 16, 2008

Jaffed

To be siked or estatic about something.

She just got a new office, Keira is jaffed!

by agentsaltburn December 7, 2024

Faisel Jaffer

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.

I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person

by Shin Ta November 10, 2008

Faisel Jaffer

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".

Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!

by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016

jaffad

If someone becomes "jaffad" they have had a jaffa cake shoved up their bum.

person 1: "lets put a jaffa cake in his anus!"
Person 2: "aaah! there's a jaffa cake in my bum!"
Therefore, Person 2 has been jaffad.

by annie_bpants January 31, 2007

Jaffeeed

The process of being seduced by the charm and wit of a Jaffe resulting in some type of sexual exchange.

Person #1: Damn all those girls hooked up with that one guy.
Person #2: Yeah! They just got fucking Jaffeeed!

by Jason Jaffe January 3, 2011