Joffed

Having flirtacious behaviour with a member of the same gender before indulging into hot, steamy and passionate gay sex before one member licks the male penis for 17 minutes before claiming that they have been 'Joffed'

Tom: Ergh Mate. You got Joffed?
Spence: Yesssah :) a love a good hard Joffing me!

by Dan & Tom May 20, 2007

You got joffed

Overwhelming feelings of extreme loss; having senses of firm grasp over your life and your goals and gnash they've evaded you or were stolen.

Your inner soul has been sucked dry; you begin to take and hasty measures agaisnt yourself and dwindle into a life of extreme masochism.

Cmon man you used to be the life of the party until you got joffed! Yup, poor guy he's as lifeless as an empty tuna can now.

by I n d i c a l April 5, 2022

jiffed

the realization that youd been sneak thieved on

shon just jiffed my shit!

by grease November 2, 2003

joofed out

a term or phrase that relates to someone being very high, very very high.

Dude I went to see Avatar 3D, only I didn't need 3D glasses because I was so joofed out.

by Idon'thaveapornstarvoice20 September 9, 2011

Jaffed

Jaffed can literally replace any word you want.

I jaffed Johnny a fiver. I jaffed all over her. After that spliff I was so jaffed. That strike was a fucking jaffer by Robbie on Sunday.

by YungMilo January 23, 2017

Jeffed up

Getting retarded (via either intoxication or by your own lack of mental capacity) to the point that you can no longer tell or care how unattractive a person is, how much your clothes do not match or how poor your personal hygiene is. You may also adapt your entire lifestyle to meet the goals of this poor hygiene awful clothing and sexing up of the grossest human beings possible.

Friend 1: Look at that girl Zach is with is he Jeffed up or what?

Friend 2: Totally man he picked her up at a buffet earlier today. He even went and rented a Tahoe to carry her around in.

by woo!party December 13, 2009

Jeffed

To have the world at your finger tips and throwing it all away;
To let one down

Really getting jeffed out here

by Kirkyardrailfan December 11, 2018