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Having flirtacious behaviour with a member of the same gender before indulging into hot, steamy and passionate gay sex before one member licks the male penis for 17 minutes before claiming that they have been 'Joffed'
Tom: Ergh Mate. You got Joffed?
Spence: Yesssah :) a love a good hard Joffing me!
Joffed by Dan & Tom May 20, 2007
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You got joffed 

Overwhelming feelings of extreme loss; having senses of firm grasp over your life and your goals and gnash they've evaded you or were stolen.

Your inner soul has been sucked dry; you begin to take and hasty measures agaisnt yourself and dwindle into a life of extreme masochism.
Cmon man you used to be the life of the party until you got joffed! Yup, poor guy he's as lifeless as an empty tuna can now.
You got joffed by I n d i c a l April 5, 2022
Related Words
the realization that youd been sneak thieved on
shon just jiffed my shit!
jiffed by grease November 2, 2003

joofed out 

a term or phrase that relates to someone being very high, very very high.
Dude I went to see Avatar 3D, only I didn't need 3D glasses because I was so joofed out.
Jaffed can literally replace any word you want.
I jaffed Johnny a fiver. I jaffed all over her. After that spliff I was so jaffed. That strike was a fucking jaffer by Robbie on Sunday.
Jaffed by YungMilo January 23, 2017

Jeffed up 

Getting retarded (via either intoxication or by your own lack of mental capacity) to the point that you can no longer tell or care how unattractive a person is, how much your clothes do not match or how poor your personal hygiene is. You may also adapt your entire lifestyle to meet the goals of this poor hygiene awful clothing and sexing up of the grossest human beings possible.
Friend 1: Look at that girl Zach is with is he Jeffed up or what?

Friend 2: Totally man he picked her up at a buffet earlier today. He even went and rented a Tahoe to carry her around in.
Jeffed up by woo!party December 13, 2009
To have the world at your finger tips and throwing it all away;
To let one down
Jeffed by Kirkyardrailfan December 11, 2018
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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