jiffed

the realization that youd been sneak thieved on

shon just jiffed my shit!

by grease November 2, 2003

Jiffed

Covering one's penis with peanut butter prior to penetration.

Yea, we wanted to mix things up a bit last night so I Jiffed inside her.

by Claufhouse June 12, 2011

jiffed

to fart, or beef, in a juicy manner...especially when a stench is prevalent.

I jiffed in the movie theater, and it made the projectionist's eyes water.

by The Real JBT June 1, 2011

Jiffed up

The act of going from being thin and smooth to being chunky and fat like JIF peanut butter.

That girl used to be skinny, but now she's all jiffed up.

by Dzynz October 7, 2008

Jifted

To consume a large amount of alcohol; another word for being drunk

Lets go to the bar and get jifted tonight!

by bobsky123 January 25, 2012

jiffer

The Linux kernel maintains a global variable called jiffies, which represents the number of timer ticks since the machine started. This variable is initialized to zero and increments each timer interrupt.

The jiffies global and associated functions are provided in ./linux/include/linux/jiffies.h.

asmlinkage long sys_getjiffies( void )
{

return (long)get_jiffies_64();
}
do you know your jiffer ?

by ackit June 1, 2010

Jaffed

Jaffed can literally replace any word you want.

I jaffed Johnny a fiver. I jaffed all over her. After that spliff I was so jaffed. That strike was a fucking jaffer by Robbie on Sunday.

by YungMilo January 23, 2017