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jahong-ed 

when you get owned by jahong via cell phone or any other technology-associated device
guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.
jahong-ed by cookibear January 21, 2010
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Jiadon is a legend and the greatest person you will ever meet. If you meet a jiadong you are a lucky person. Everyone loves jiadong and he gets laid all the time.
Boy 1: I think my girl is seeing someone else
Boy 2: Who?
Boy 1: Jiadong
Boy 2: Well your never seeing her again. Sorry buddy.
jiadong by Okcthunderofficial January 3, 2018
look its my sussy baka, jiatong
jiatong by eatttt May 27, 2021
A girl/pickle that is amazing and provides skittles to her loyal friend and the accomplice, she is travel size. She eats noodles with friends. Always wants food so be prepared to feed her.
Jiayong are you coming to the noodle factory with us?
nooooooo......only if you give me fooooddddddddd
Jiayong by Kermit me main man November 19, 2018
a dysfunctional dildo

also refers to a person with a constantly dripping pussy
guy 1: dude, you see that bitch over there?
guy 2: that shit is leaking like a faucet
guy 1: that bitch must be a jihong
guy 2: fuck that....

guy 1: ayt dog, so last night i was fucking this bitch and we were playing around when my dildo pulled a jihong on me. It just broke like motha fucka.

guy 2: damn jihong!
jihong by bizmanatch March 2, 2009
Jiaheng is a lad
what jiaheng he is
jiaheng by anonymous November 5, 2020
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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