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jiadong
Jiadon is a legend and the greatest person you will ever meet. If you meet a jiadong you are a lucky person. Everyone loves jiadong and he gets laid all the time.
Boy 1: I think my girl is seeing someone else
Boy 2: Who?
Boy 1: Jiadong
Boy 2: Well your never seeing her again. Sorry buddy.
Boy 2: Who?
Boy 1: Jiadong
Boy 2: Well your never seeing her again. Sorry buddy.
jiadong by Okcthunderofficial January 3, 2018
Jiayong
A girl/pickle that is amazing and provides skittles to her loyal friend and the accomplice, she is travel size. She eats noodles with friends. Always wants food so be prepared to feed her.
Jiayong are you coming to the noodle factory with us?
nooooooo......only if you give me fooooddddddddd
nooooooo......only if you give me fooooddddddddd
Jiayong by Kermit me main man November 19, 2018
Jiarong
The most troubled man on Earth. Wakes up every morning, pondering why he was born with such an annoyingly handsome face.
A shy boy, but get hit on by girls all the time because of the uncontrollable rizz. Always scared, always preyed on.
Once was raped by 30 women at once.
A shy boy, but get hit on by girls all the time because of the uncontrollable rizz. Always scared, always preyed on.
Once was raped by 30 women at once.
"Damn! Life is such a Jiarong right now. Pissing me the fuck off!"
"No shit man, life is fucked up."
"No shit man, life is fucked up."
Jiarong by Life is a Minecraft Simulatio! June 27, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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