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a dysfunctional dildo

also refers to a person with a constantly dripping pussy

guy 1: dude, you see that bitch over there?
guy 2: that shit is leaking like a faucet
guy 1: that bitch must be a jihong
guy 2: fuck that....

guy 1: ayt dog, so last night i was fucking this bitch and we were playing around when my dildo pulled a jihong on me. It just broke like motha fucka.

guy 2: damn jihong!

jihong by bizmanatch March 2, 2009

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jahong-ed

when you get owned by jahong via cell phone or any other technology-associated device

guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.

jahong-ed by cookibear January 21, 2010

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jiong

Jiong (囧) is an archaic Chinese character which means "patterned window", or "brightness". Because of its resemblence to a face, it is now used as an ideographic emoticon to show different moods ranging from amusement, awkwardness, annoyance, embarrassment to shock or DO NOT WANT.

After I heard that bizarre story, I jionged (verb). It is the jiongest (adj) thing I've ever heard.
Jiong (excl)! How can there be over 100 dead rats in this alley!

jiong by Kaenif April 9, 2010

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Kwon Jiyong

One of the five members of a korean band, Big Bang. Also known for his stage name G-Dragon or GD. He is the rapper as well as composer of the group.

Kwon Jiyong is my favorite member of Big Bang. He is so talented!

Kwon Jiyong by wonderbanglove<3 May 26, 2009

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jhong

A jhong is a female thong made of jeans that is worn by country women who typically wear homemade jorts (jeans short)

The country women made jhongs out of all her old jeans.

jhong by Ryry30 December 5, 2012

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jibonger

a person who breaks there own ribs to suck ones asshole

Jimmy jibonger jibonged himself with his jimbonging sister

jibonger by mclovinmarkrc November 26, 2007

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johongir

he is the kindest sweet and generous person
he loves one person very much he seems to be connected with him
feels suffering together
he trusts all his people close to him
does not doubt them

Johongir

johongir by J0h0ng1r November 25, 2021

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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