jihong

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a dysfunctional dildo

also refers to a person with a constantly dripping pussy

guy 1: dude, you see that bitch over there?
guy 2: that shit is leaking like a faucet
guy 1: that bitch must be a jihong
guy 2: fuck that....

guy 1: ayt dog, so last night i was fucking this bitch and we were playing around when my dildo pulled a jihong on me. It just broke like motha fucka.

guy 2: damn jihong!

jihong by bizmanatch March 2, 2009

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jahong-ed

when you get owned by jahong via cell phone or any other technology-associated device

guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.

jahong-ed by cookibear January 21, 2010

Related Words

jihong • jiong • Jahongas • jahong-ed • Jahonger • jahongir • jhong • jhong her • jiahong • jibonger

jiong

Jiong (囧) is an archaic Chinese character which means "patterned window", or "brightness". Because of its resemblence to a face, it is now used as an ideographic emoticon to show different moods ranging from amusement, awkwardness, annoyance, embarrassment to shock or DO NOT WANT.

After I heard that bizarre story, I jionged (verb). It is the jiongest (adj) thing I've ever heard.
Jiong (excl)! How can there be over 100 dead rats in this alley!

jiong by Kaenif April 9, 2010

Kwon Jiyong

One of the five members of a korean band, Big Bang. Also known for his stage name G-Dragon or GD. He is the rapper as well as composer of the group.

Kwon Jiyong is my favorite member of Big Bang. He is so talented!

Kwon Jiyong by wonderbanglove<3 May 26, 2009

jhong

A jhong is a female thong made of jeans that is worn by country women who typically wear homemade jorts (jeans short)

The country women made jhongs out of all her old jeans.

jhong by Ryry30 December 5, 2012

jibonger

a person who breaks there own ribs to suck ones asshole

Jimmy jibonger jibonged himself with his jimbonging sister

jibonger by mclovinmarkrc November 26, 2007

johongir

he is the kindest sweet and generous person
he loves one person very much he seems to be connected with him
feels suffering together
he trusts all his people close to him
does not doubt them

Johongir

johongir by J0h0ng1r November 25, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026