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run the jewels
"Yo dawg, I'm about to run the jewels on this broad walking by"
"Nah son, you don't want to do that, you'll get locked up for years"
"The new album by Run the Jewels is amazing. Killer Mike and El-P at it again."
"Nah son, you don't want to do that, you'll get locked up for years"
"The new album by Run the Jewels is amazing. Killer Mike and El-P at it again."
run the jewels by lastblockbuster November 2, 2014
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Family Jewels
Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!
Bully: Eat dirt!
Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.
Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.
Family Jewels by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023
johnson family jewels
"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."
--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner
--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner
johnson family jewels by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009
drop jewels
drop jewels by Jolene February 14, 2005
run them jewels
An expression used when robbing someone to denote the desire that he or she relinquish the jewelry that he or she posses.
Run them jewels nigga! Give me them watches, them rings, and bitch...Give me that motherfuckin' necklace!
run them jewels by brian fury May 20, 2005
family jewels
family jewels by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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