Skip to main content
its jesus but sussy
im religous but im also jesussy”
jesussy by lukaslube December 31, 2021
Related Words

Jesussybaka 

One’s name if one is born on or near Christmas time, and is a Sussybaka. Therefore they become a Jesussybaka like Jesus.
My friends birthday is on December 18, she’s a Jesussybaka.
Jesussybaka by Cool Kid Picasso December 14, 2021
Jesus Pussy.
"Hey man, I went to bible studies and got me some of that sweet sweet Jebussy!"
"Whoah dude, that's tight!"
Jebussy by Zizoman123 April 5, 2022
An amalgamation of the words Jew and Pussy. Jewssy.

It is a VERY rare kind of woman to find but when you actually find one, they are really hot and inteligent ladies to be in a sexual relationship with.

as sad as it sounds a lot of guys actually think that this kind of wemen is very common and eady to find.
"WHAT? you have never had a Jewssy before?

nope, we dont get a lot of them in mexico."
Jewssy by sullivangdl July 25, 2009
1: I bet she sells pictures of her jezussy to strangers for adopt me pets
2: yeah them shitty highlights ain’t paying for themselves. jezussy selling must be involved
Julian’s tight little jewdussy was quivering.
jewdussy by BigB00tyBaller November 5, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next