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its jesus but sussy
โ€œim religous but im also jesussyโ€
jesussy by lukaslube December 31, 2021
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Jesussybaka 

Oneโ€™s name if one is born on or near Christmas time, and is a Sussybaka. Therefore they become a Jesussybaka like Jesus.
My friends birthday is on December 18, sheโ€™s a Jesussybaka.
Jesussybaka by Cool Kid Picasso December 14, 2021
Jesus Pussy.
"Hey man, I went to bible studies and got me some of that sweet sweet Jebussy!"
"Whoah dude, that's tight!"
Jebussy by Zizoman123 April 5, 2022
An amalgamation of the words Jew and Pussy. Jewssy.

It is a VERY rare kind of woman to find but when you actually find one, they are really hot and inteligent ladies to be in a sexual relationship with.

as sad as it sounds a lot of guys actually think that this kind of wemen is very common and eady to find.
"WHAT? you have never had a Jewssy before?

nope, we dont get a lot of them in mexico."
Jewssy by sullivangdl July 25, 2009
the budussy of a human piece of shit
1: I bet she sells pictures of her jezussy to strangers for adopt me pets
2: yeah them shitty highlights ainโ€™t paying for themselves. jezussy selling must be involved
Julianโ€™s tight little jewdussy was quivering.
jewdussy by BigB00tyBaller November 5, 2022
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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