Jewelsed
Damn...... She left yesterday and said she'd be back in a couple hours. I stayed up all night waiting but she never came. I'm always getting jewelsed.
Jewelsed by Billy Doyle32 April 21, 2020
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two-jeweled cane
It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.
two-jeweled cane by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011
Jeweled Bell
Jeweled Bell by TsarithArcher January 23, 2009
Jeweled
The word jeweled is used when referring to someone who looks like they haven’t showered or bathed in a while. May be used to describe someone who has gotten sweaty and may have a slight odor coming from their arm pits or crotch. Also used to describe smells associated with a stinky or foul odor.
Jeweled by Pureperryman November 6, 2022
jeweledstone
soooooooooo goofy and soooooo wild bro is literally the hallways also hes like 800000 years old its crazy
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"wow, i loved the new page of the hallways, jeweledstones the best"
"jeweledstone is older than dirt"
"jeweledstone is older than dirt"
jeweledstone by siberiankit June 23, 2024
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
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