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Jewelsed

When someone say they are going to show up and or return after leaving and never show up or return.
Damn...... She left yesterday and said she'd be back in a couple hours. I stayed up all night waiting but she never came. I'm always getting jewelsed.
by Billy Doyle32 April 21, 2020
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two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls
It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.
by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011
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Jeweled Bell

The best of all your bling.

It is the Crown Jewel of all your possessions.
The Jeweled Bell goes *JINGLE* *JANGLE* just as a normal diamond goes *BLING* *BLING*
by TsarithArcher January 23, 2009
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Jeweled

A noun or a verb. To be touched, molested, or hit in the male or female genitalia or family jewels. Other variants, Jewel, Jeweler.
I have just been Jeweled, in my family jewels, by that jeweler standing around the corner laughing his ass off.
by TXN in DE November 21, 2020
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Jeweled

The word jeweled is used when referring to someone who looks like they haven’t showered or bathed in a while. May be used to describe someone who has gotten sweaty and may have a slight odor coming from their arm pits or crotch. Also used to describe smells associated with a stinky or foul odor.
I didn’t shower today and boy am I jeweled.
by Pureperryman November 6, 2022
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jeweledstone

soooooooooo goofy and soooooo wild bro is literally the hallways also hes like 800000 years old its crazy

PEEPAW NEO 4 LIFE
"wow, i loved the new page of the hallways, jeweledstones the best"

"jeweledstone is older than dirt"
by siberiankit June 23, 2024
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A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
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