Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!
Bully: Eat dirt!

Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023
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A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.
Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.
by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019
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Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.
Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.
by MikeKal July 25, 2009
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Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.
by jtsfl January 9, 2009
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My friend swung a baseball bat at me and hit me in the my family jewels.
by TXN in DE November 21, 2020
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precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"
Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.
by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011
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