family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"
Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.
by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011
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crown jewels

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...
The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!
by Stephanie6977 September 28, 2011
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