jewnastics 

Jewish work out exercises.

Look at Jimmy Shaker doing the jewnastics!!

jewnastics by Baby Suri Cruise December 16, 2006

Jewnetics 

Jewish genetics; genes of a jewish person or jewish people which give rise to featues commonly associated with jewish people such as hooked noses, frizzy/curly or frizzy/wavy hair, dark eyes or hair, etc.

When I walk into a spanish supermarket, I am really an oddity. I'm not only white, I've got Jewnetics.

Jewnetics by the coolest motherfucker I am February 28, 2011

jewtastic 

1.awesomely jewish
2.better than everyone else

submitted by Drew

Im Jewtastic

jewtastic by Drew February 27, 2004

Jewnetics 

The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor

"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"

Jewnetics by Sarah Barker September 5, 2008

jewtastic 

An adjective describing a business deal where one of the parties gets ripped off.

Dude, I just sold my $500 car to that moron for $3,000! That was totally jewtastic!

jewtastic by Dude Regular February 21, 2011

jewtastic 

something so jewish that it is fantastic

The boy wearing that kippa is jewtastic!

jewtastic by somebody-here November 20, 2006

jewtastic 

so fantastically jewish that it is named jewtastic

Hey Tim, did you see what Johnny did to Lauren? Yeah it was jewtastic.

jewtastic by heretic^ July 16, 2008