Jewnatic

When a hardcore supporter of the Jewish faith is a lunatic

Boy, that jewnatic Gabe sure loves talking about performative action politics.

by JohnsonNjonson January 21, 2021

Jewnetics

Jewish genetics; genes of a jewish person or jewish people which give rise to featues commonly associated with jewish people such as hooked noses, frizzy/curly or frizzy/wavy hair, dark eyes or hair, etc.

When I walk into a spanish supermarket, I am really an oddity. I'm not only white, I've got Jewnetics.

by the coolest motherfucker I am February 28, 2011

jewnastics

Jewish work out exercises.

Look at Jimmy Shaker doing the jewnastics!!

by Baby Suri Cruise December 16, 2006

Jewnetics

The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor

"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"

by Sarah Barker September 5, 2008

Jewnetic

The traits that Jewish parents pass on to their children. Common Jewnetics include the large nose, stinginess, and the Jew Fro.

Guy 1: "Yo, what happened to David Meshulam's nose."
Guy 2: "It's Jewnetic, dude."

by Jako Kot October 23, 2008