jimnastics

What you'll hafta regularly perform to stay in shape if you chow down on too many of Mr. Dean's salty calories-laden breakfast-sausages.

Like da hips-swinging Elvis, da famous "Big John" singer was known for fancy jimnastics while he performed onstage.

by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025

Jizznastics

During coitus, a male cartwheels over his partner, all the while climaxing on them (with a fountain of jizz).

"Great form!" Jessica exclaimed as Will executed perfect Jizznastics!

by cum-pony11 November 14, 2019

jizznastics

The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.

She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.

by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

jewnastics

Jewish work out exercises.

Look at Jimmy Shaker doing the jewnastics!!

by Baby Suri Cruise December 16, 2006

jimtastic

jimtastic n. minor celeb. particulary adept at emptying public houses with an eclectic mix of indie, punk and ska.

jimtastic v. to achieve a full days wages within at least four hours of playing the above said playlists.
jimtastic a. the description of a woefully bad dj.

i went to the the boozer the other day to see djjimtastic he only did a jimtastic ! he was the worst jimtastic dj i have ever heard.

by pat rice and peas February 3, 2010

jannastics

Lezza sex in the form of gymnastics.

"Look they are taking part in jannastics"

by Al Face April 22, 2006

jibnastic

Jibbing something nasty-like while looking fantastic

Wasn't I jibnastic a minute ago on that sick rail with my new gear and perty face?

by ghibearty January 4, 2010