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Jizznastics 

During coitus, a male cartwheels over his partner, all the while climaxing on them (with a fountain of jizz).
"Great form!" Jessica exclaimed as Will executed perfect Jizznastics!
Jizznastics by cum-pony11 November 14, 2019

jizznastics 

The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.
She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.
jizznastics by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

jewnastics 

Jewish work out exercises.
Look at Jimmy Shaker doing the jewnastics!!
jewnastics by Baby Suri Cruise December 16, 2006

jimtastic 

jimtastic n. minor celeb. particulary adept at emptying public houses with an eclectic mix of indie, punk and ska.

jimtastic v. to achieve a full days wages within at least four hours of playing the above said playlists.
jimtastic a. the description of a woefully bad dj.
i went to the the boozer the other day to see djjimtastic he only did a jimtastic ! he was the worst jimtastic dj i have ever heard.
jimtastic by pat rice and peas February 3, 2010

jannastics 

Lezza sex in the form of gymnastics.
"Look they are taking part in jannastics"
jannastics by Al Face April 22, 2006

jibnastic 

Jibbing something nasty-like while looking fantastic
Wasn't I jibnastic a minute ago on that sick rail with my new gear and perty face?
jibnastic by ghibearty January 4, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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