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jimnastics

What you'll hafta regularly perform to stay in shape if you chow down on too many of Mr. Dean's salty calories-laden breakfast-sausages.
Like da hips-swinging Elvis, da famous "Big John" singer was known for fancy jimnastics while he performed onstage.
jimnastics by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025
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Jizznastics 

During coitus, a male cartwheels over his partner, all the while climaxing on them (with a fountain of jizz).
"Great form!" Jessica exclaimed as Will executed perfect Jizznastics!
Jizznastics by cum-pony11 November 14, 2019

jizznastics 

The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.
She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.
jizznastics by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

jewnastics 

Jewish work out exercises.
Look at Jimmy Shaker doing the jewnastics!!
jewnastics by Baby Suri Cruise December 16, 2006

jimtastic 

jimtastic n. minor celeb. particulary adept at emptying public houses with an eclectic mix of indie, punk and ska.

jimtastic v. to achieve a full days wages within at least four hours of playing the above said playlists.
jimtastic a. the description of a woefully bad dj.
i went to the the boozer the other day to see djjimtastic he only did a jimtastic ! he was the worst jimtastic dj i have ever heard.
jimtastic by pat rice and peas February 3, 2010

jannastics 

Lezza sex in the form of gymnastics.
"Look they are taking part in jannastics"
jannastics by Al Face April 22, 2006

jibnastic 

Jibbing something nasty-like while looking fantastic
Wasn't I jibnastic a minute ago on that sick rail with my new gear and perty face?
jibnastic by ghibearty January 4, 2010
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scruples; to have manners;

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WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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