Jewnetics

Jewish genetics; genes of a jewish person or jewish people which give rise to featues commonly associated with jewish people such as hooked noses, frizzy/curly or frizzy/wavy hair, dark eyes or hair, etc.

When I walk into a spanish supermarket, I am really an oddity. I'm not only white, I've got Jewnetics.

by the coolest motherfucker I am February 28, 2011

Jewnetics

The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor

"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"

by Sarah Barker September 5, 2008

jewgenics

When the orthodox jewish ostracize a Jewish member of their community because the person is mentally or physically disabled.

Jews have spread across the world in part due to jewgenics.

by AnonDoxy November 14, 2018

Jewneric

A jewish person who is indiscernible from any other jew making it impossible to be sure if you have met and\or slept with them before.

Person 1: Oh what does she look like
Person 2: She's pretty jewneric; longish brown curly hair, brown eyes, kinda short, kinda pale, listens to dispatch

by ray ray's house of fun May 2, 2010

jewnastics

Jewish work out exercises.

Look at Jimmy Shaker doing the jewnastics!!

by Baby Suri Cruise December 16, 2006

Jewnomics

often referring to the jewsence of an individual who is frugal and prefers saving over spending.

I really need to start practicing jewnomics so that I can finally have money to buy a house.

by greenspeed November 1, 2011

Jewnetic

The traits that Jewish parents pass on to their children. Common Jewnetics include the large nose, stinginess, and the Jew Fro.

Guy 1: "Yo, what happened to David Meshulam's nose."
Guy 2: "It's Jewnetic, dude."

by Jako Kot October 23, 2008