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Jewnetics 

The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor
"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"
Jewnetics by Sarah Barker September 5, 2008
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jewgenics 

When the orthodox jewish ostracize a Jewish member of their community because the person is mentally or physically disabled.
Jews have spread across the world in part due to jewgenics.
jewgenics by AnonDoxy November 14, 2018
A jewish person who is indiscernible from any other jew making it impossible to be sure if you have met and\or slept with them before.
Person 1: Oh what does she look like
Person 2: She's pretty jewneric; longish brown curly hair, brown eyes, kinda short, kinda pale, listens to dispatch

jewnastics 

Jewish work out exercises.
Look at Jimmy Shaker doing the jewnastics!!
jewnastics by Baby Suri Cruise December 16, 2006
often referring to the jewsence of an individual who is frugal and prefers saving over spending.
I really need to start practicing jewnomics so that I can finally have money to buy a house.
Jewnomics by greenspeed November 1, 2011

Jewnetic 

The traits that Jewish parents pass on to their children. Common Jewnetics include the large nose, stinginess, and the Jew Fro.
Guy 1: "Yo, what happened to David Meshulam's nose."
Guy 2: "It's Jewnetic, dude."
Jewnetic by Jako Kot October 23, 2008