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jewlit

small jew, worse than the bigger ones...they have more poisin and can kill you faster than the larger more common ones!!!
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FOU JEWLIT QUEEF!!! i dont like you ....aww look at that little QUTE JEWLIT!!!!!!!!
by Matthew JABRONY!!!!!! October 16, 2006
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Jewpiter

A large bottom of a jewish person, named so for resembling our solar system's largest planet
Max's butt is so big we named it Jewpiter
by BatjewK July 12, 2006
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jewjitsu

The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.
Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.
by dannyfisch December 20, 2007
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Jewnited States of America

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.
by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021
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jewitch

A practitioner of Judaism and any form of magickal practice.
Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who have become Wiccan. Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who practice an earth-based and mystical form of the religion. It is a broad umbrella-term for a wide range of spiritual practice.
by Carly Lesser April 19, 2006
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Jewlett

noun- referring to the mainly Jewish population of Hewlett /Woodmere. Home of frozen yogurt, bagels, and coffee.
John: "Do you want to go to Jewlett?"
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."
by ThreeCamelsInATinyCar January 29, 2012
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Jewlia

An amazing girl who is a wonderful kisser, and usually wants to travel the world. She is usually always cold, so be sure to warm her up if you're with her. She usually has beautiful curly hair and a smile that will give you butterflies. She has the most amazing body, so control yourself! Her personality looks just as good as she does, so make sure you know both of them! She will always love you no matter what you do and you better do the same to her, because if you lose her you'll never find anything better!
Awsome, great, loyal, amzing person. Has lots of passion there for knows how to treat people. They are romantic, and nice. They can be flirts, but not mean wrong they consume the people arA very intelligent, talented and artistic individual; also very caring and generous. She is easy to fall in love with, and difficult to fall out of love with. It is difficult to win her heart because she does not fall in love easily, but when she does, you will have her forever. She is confident in herself and her abilities. She may act apathetic, and even sometimes cruel, to avoid showing how she really feels. She shows what she wants you to see.
ound them with there bright energize and smile.
Guy: WOAH A JEWLIA
Girl: Whats so great about her?
Guy: EVERYTHING!
by that guy hat lovdef November 13, 2011
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