a vaginal flatulation produced when air gets trapped within the upper folds of the inner lips and gets trapped deep within; subsequently, a salvo of fishy-smelling vaginal wind is expelled, making you feel as though you're at Fulton's Fish Market on a windy day. Could I get a pound of fresh salmon, please?
The audible sound and substantial wind produced by my wife in bed was not caused by her shitblaster. The covers flew up over our heads with a raging fury, only to realize she had queefed!
by weave September 01, 2003
by eazyd November 30, 2003
by lil dimps15 April 08, 2008
one who is a huge pussy. a very weak, scared, pathetic individual. a soccer player who fakes injury to gain a call from the offical
that fucking Andrew is such a queef.
Andrew is such a queef, he was winded after the first five minutes of the game.
Andrew is such a queef, he was winded after the first five minutes of the game.
by pete paverton December 13, 2007
by lil dimps15 April 08, 2008
a BUBBLY HOT FART THAT IS EXPELLED FROM THE MUFFIN WHEN YOU ARE PUTTING FORCE ON THE ANUS AND THE FART HAS NO WHERE TO GO BUT OUT THE FRONT
by lexy January 21, 2004