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One who practices a combination of Judaism and Wicca.
I wish I knew more people who know what a Jewitch is.
jewitch by ShortDarkAndPretty March 18, 2005
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JewBitch 

It's a JewBitch, usally said from Cartman in South Park.
Kyle, Your mom is a stupid JewBitch.
JewBitch by Thomas James D. September 26, 2010
Pronounced 'Jich',
Defined as a Jew or especially greedy person who is or is being a bitch or is upset and irritating.
"Shut up you jeitch!"
"Can you believe that little jeitch?"
"He's such a jeitch."
Jeitch by Grav Tristen June 13, 2018
cute adorable small type of person.
aww loook at her, shes soo jtwitch!

aww look at that jwitch!
jtwitch by Amatoya January 16, 2008

Jewwitch 

When your dog pukes and pick the pick up. You place the puke between a hamburger bun and procide to fuck it. After you Cum you eat the Jewwitch.

The Dog must not eat any Pork
That guy ate a jewwitch
Jewwitch by Roughneck793 May 22, 2021
Man, that person is such a JSwitch.
JSwitch by NotJSwitch January 29, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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