jewkes

To ruin something. To screw something up.

"When I got my DUI, I jewkes up my driving record, and my life"

by SuckaMC May 28, 2008

Corporal Jewkes

n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out

"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."

by Corporal J April 18, 2016

Jewess

An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.

She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live

by octopod June 13, 2004

Jewesque

Someone that is not of the Jewish faith but in his mannerisms displays certain Jewish characteristics, or a man who has recently gone under the circumcision knife for reasons other than faith.

"Wow, Craig is looking a lot more Jewish recently"
"Yeah, he just got circumcised"
"Ah, so he's now Jewesque"

by Uchiha December 10, 2007

jewnese

A combination of Jewish and Chinese culture, for example, Chinese restaurants popular with Jewish people.

" ... it used to be the hub of Montreal jewnese food and for good reason, they had the best damn eggroll of anyone ... " chowhound

by toddsschneider January 17, 2009

jewbese

An overweight jew, or someone extremely cheap and fat.

That jewbese bastard sure can put away the levanin cakes.

by insine December 23, 2006

jewke

Jewish Joke. Jewish and Joke combined to make jewke, aka jew joke.

Person1: Haha you just made a jewke!
Person2: Whats a jewke?!
Person1: A jew joke, duh.

by IAMAFRICAN September 3, 2007