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To ruin something. To screw something up.

"When I got my DUI, I jewkes up my driving record, and my life"

jewkes by SuckaMC May 28, 2008

Words you can keep

Corporal Jewkes

n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out

"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."

Corporal Jewkes by Corporal J April 18, 2016

Related Words

Corporal Jewkes • jewke • jewkiss • Jewpes • Jekeş Lafardium • jerkes • jerkess • jewbes • jewbese • Jewesque

Jewess

An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.

She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live

Jewess by octopod June 13, 2004

Jewesque

Someone that is not of the Jewish faith but in his mannerisms displays certain Jewish characteristics, or a man who has recently gone under the circumcision knife for reasons other than faith.

"Wow, Craig is looking a lot more Jewish recently"
"Yeah, he just got circumcised"
"Ah, so he's now Jewesque"

Jewesque by Uchiha December 10, 2007

jewnese

A combination of Jewish and Chinese culture, for example, Chinese restaurants popular with Jewish people.

" ... it used to be the hub of Montreal jewnese food and for good reason, they had the best damn eggroll of anyone ... " chowhound

jewnese by toddsschneider January 17, 2009

jewbese

An overweight jew, or someone extremely cheap and fat.

That jewbese bastard sure can put away the levanin cakes.

jewbese by insine December 23, 2006

jewke

Jewish Joke. Jewish and Joke combined to make jewke, aka jew joke.

Person1: Haha you just made a jewke!
Person2: Whats a jewke?!
Person1: A jew joke, duh.

jewke by IAMAFRICAN September 3, 2007

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026