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Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

Sperm jerkers 

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.
"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.
Sperm jerkers by grimey929 June 28, 2012
A girl with big hips and a pretty smile. She likes to joke around a lot and smoke broccoli. This girl only comes once in a lifetime, she is very hard to find. She likes to stay ducked off.
Him: Is Jeressa There?
Other: No Jeressa is never easy to find
jeressa by Lucas Davis December 22, 2016

Thanks a lot, Jerkass! 

A scarstic term said to an irate customer.
As the customer was leaving I said to him "Thanks a lot, Jerkass!"
One who displays the characteristics of both a jerk and an ass at the same time.
That jerkass just cut me off.
jerkass by JohnnyMize April 10, 2003
Outta my way, jerkass!
jerkass by Tyler Pence February 14, 2003