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Jeweling 

being overly pretentious when it comes to the use of the English language
Friend 1: I'll let her shirley, my secretary, know. Maybe she can move a few of my appointments around and pencil you in
Friend 2: .....You totally just jeweled.

Friend 1: Can you tell me the amount of people in this room?" Friend 2: No but I can tell you the number of people!
Friend 1: You're Jeweling so hard right now...
Jeweling by Phatchicken October 15, 2012
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jeweling 

videos featured on AFV or YouTube where a man is hit in the groin...or family jewels
Tosh had a whole episode dedicated to jewelings, one dude actually threw up after getting kicked by his girlfriend.
jeweling by saw9999 August 31, 2011
When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing a necklace you grab it and pull back as hard as you can making them gag and gasp for breathe as you pound them from behind. Sometimes resulting in a pink sock.
Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her necklace, So i grabbed and yanked back"
Zack: "Haha nice classic jewelin right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... she got the pink sock it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."
Jewelin by C.C.B January 15, 2010

jewelina 

A beautiful young lady who is fine af and don't need a man because she's basically already perfect and she is smart
Do you see that jewelina every there damn she hella fine .
jewelina by Sabrina miles December 27, 2016

Jewbling 

A racial slur for a jew kid.
"That kid is such a jewbling."
Jewbling by Kingofthejews July 2, 2009

Jewlingual 

The ability to speak Hebrew and one any other language
The Rabbi managed to persuade the masses to accept his point of view, thanks to his amazing Jewlingual skills
Jewlingual by Jewminator August 12, 2012
A Jew child....particularly obnoxious, precocious, and disrespectful of others feelings or situations. Greedy and covetous
That dirty little Jewling needs a good slap
Jewling by scatalogical December 19, 2018
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