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Jeweling 

being overly pretentious when it comes to the use of the English language
Friend 1: I'll let her shirley, my secretary, know. Maybe she can move a few of my appointments around and pencil you in
Friend 2: .....You totally just jeweled.

Friend 1: Can you tell me the amount of people in this room?" Friend 2: No but I can tell you the number of people!
Friend 1: You're Jeweling so hard right now...
Jeweling by Phatchicken October 15, 2012
Related Words

Jewbling 

"That kid is such a jewbling."
Jewbling by Kingofthejews July 2, 2009

Jewlingual 

The ability to speak Hebrew and one any other language
The Rabbi managed to persuade the masses to accept his point of view, thanks to his amazing Jewlingual skills
Jewlingual by Jewminator August 12, 2012
A Jew child....particularly obnoxious, precocious, and disrespectful of others feelings or situations. Greedy and covetous
That dirty little Jewling needs a good slap
Jewling by scatalogical December 19, 2018
Suspiciously devious little critter. Untrustworthy and covetous of other people's belongings. Usually seen scampering around dark corners.
"Connor you Jewling get off my wallet!"
Jewling by Roras February 13, 2012

jeweling 

videos featured on AFV or YouTube where a man is hit in the groin...or family jewels
Tosh had a whole episode dedicated to jewelings, one dude actually threw up after getting kicked by his girlfriend.
jeweling by saw9999 August 31, 2011