Friend 1: I'll let her shirley, my secretary, know. Maybe she can move a few of my appointments around and pencil you in
Friend 2: .....You totally just jeweled.
Friend 1: Can you tell me the amount of people in this room?" Friend 2: No but I can tell you the number of people!
Friend 1: You're Jeweling so hard right now...
Bling that only Jews wear ie; dog tag necklaces, star of David necklaces and bracelets, hamsa and evil eye jewelry. Notice that at bar and bat mitzvah's all the Jews are wearing their Jew bling. Why wear it on those nights of all other night? Well because it is essential in being a true Jew. Without Jew bling the only gangster thing we Jews have is our Jew fros!
Go to a Jewish day school and examine the necks and wrist of the students...what will you find? Jew bling!!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.