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Jewbligated 

To feel obligated to argue, return or reject something over something as small as a penny.
"I felt Jewbligated to buy 2 smaller jars of peanut butter for 2 pennies less than 1 larger jar."

"I gave you $20 for a 9.99 bill and you only gave a 10 back, where is my penny dammit!"

"I found this same product 2 cents cheaper next door I'll just get it there instead."
Jewbligated by iseeingi2i October 26, 2012
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Jeweling 

being overly pretentious when it comes to the use of the English language
Friend 1: I'll let her shirley, my secretary, know. Maybe she can move a few of my appointments around and pencil you in
Friend 2: .....You totally just jeweled.

Friend 1: Can you tell me the amount of people in this room?" Friend 2: No but I can tell you the number of people!
Friend 1: You're Jeweling so hard right now...
Jeweling by Phatchicken October 15, 2012

Jew Bling 

Bling that only Jews wear ie; dog tag necklaces, star of David necklaces and bracelets, hamsa and evil eye jewelry. Notice that at bar and bat mitzvah's all the Jews are wearing their Jew bling. Why wear it on those nights of all other night? Well because it is essential in being a true Jew. Without Jew bling the only gangster thing we Jews have is our Jew fros!
Go to a Jewish day school and examine the necks and wrist of the students...what will you find? Jew bling!!
Jew Bling by Chaim Witz November 15, 2010

Jewlingual 

The ability to speak Hebrew and one any other language
The Rabbi managed to persuade the masses to accept his point of view, thanks to his amazing Jewlingual skills
Jewlingual by Jewminator August 12, 2012
Oi you know that fag dwane he’s a fucking jebling
jebling by Virus Triikz October 16, 2020
A Jew child....particularly obnoxious, precocious, and disrespectful of others feelings or situations. Greedy and covetous
That dirty little Jewling needs a good slap
Jewling by scatalogical December 19, 2018
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piddlefart

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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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