Jeweling

being overly pretentious when it comes to the use of the English language

Friend 1: I'll let her shirley, my secretary, know. Maybe she can move a few of my appointments around and pencil you in
Friend 2: .....You totally just jeweled.

Friend 1: Can you tell me the amount of people in this room?" Friend 2: No but I can tell you the number of people!
Friend 1: You're Jeweling so hard right now...

Jeweling by Phatchicken October 15, 2012

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videos featured on AFV or YouTube where a man is hit in the groin...or family jewels

Tosh had a whole episode dedicated to jewelings, one dude actually threw up after getting kicked by his girlfriend.

jeweling by saw9999 August 31, 2011

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Jewelin

When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing a necklace you grab it and pull back as hard as you can making them gag and gasp for breathe as you pound them from behind. Sometimes resulting in a pink sock.

Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her necklace, So i grabbed and yanked back"
Zack: "Haha nice classic jewelin right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... she got the pink sock it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."

Jewelin by C.C.B January 15, 2010