jewelina
A beautiful young lady who is fine af and don't need a man because she's basically already perfect and she is smart
jewelina by Sabrina miles December 27, 2016
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Jewelina
Jewelina - (Gee-Willy-NAH):
1.A Micro-Micropenis. The term used for a micropenis measuring the smallest in comparison to all other micropenises.
2.Any fully erect micropenis that measures in under Two Inches.
Origin:
Jewe: Latin word for “Micropenis” +
Lina: Greek word “Extremely Small” or “The Smallest Ever”
1.A Micro-Micropenis. The term used for a micropenis measuring the smallest in comparison to all other micropenises.
2.Any fully erect micropenis that measures in under Two Inches.
Origin:
Jewe: Latin word for “Micropenis” +
Lina: Greek word “Extremely Small” or “The Smallest Ever”
“I always knew Josh’s micropenis was a little bit on the smaller end of the spectrum. Even when Guinness announced their search for the Ultimate Jewelina, I never would have Imagined the greatest, sexiest, and tiniest little dick on the planet was just underneath the front of Josh’s completely flattened panties!”
Jewelina by JewelinaJewelz June 15, 2021
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Jeweling
Friend 1: I'll let her shirley, my secretary, know. Maybe she can move a few of my appointments around and pencil you in
Friend 2: .....You totally just jeweled.
Friend 1: Can you tell me the amount of people in this room?" Friend 2: No but I can tell you the number of people!
Friend 1: You're Jeweling so hard right now...
Friend 2: .....You totally just jeweled.
Friend 1: Can you tell me the amount of people in this room?" Friend 2: No but I can tell you the number of people!
Friend 1: You're Jeweling so hard right now...
Jeweling by Phatchicken October 15, 2012
Jewelin
When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing a necklace you grab it and pull back as hard as you can making them gag and gasp for breathe as you pound them from behind. Sometimes resulting in a pink sock.
Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her necklace, So i grabbed and yanked back"
Zack: "Haha nice classic jewelin right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... she got the pink sock it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."
Zack: "Haha nice classic jewelin right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... she got the pink sock it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."
Jewelian
The nicest person you’ll ever meet. Only crushes on loyal people. Everyone’s friend. Beautiful,pretty,perfect,etc.
Jewelian by babybeats44 May 14, 2018
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