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the long-forgotten art of buying fake jewelry and passing it off to your friends as legit
Everyone thought that his watch was real, because he was so good at jewelling.
jewelling by Brandominance November 1, 2005
Words you can keep
1. The Modification of any vehicle that does not improve performance or looks. AKA: Rice

2. To make something that is already shitty, shittier.

3. To use one's vehicle as a way to attract members of the same sex for sexual intercourse.
jwellman2: Dude! How do you like my ride?
goldenstang00: Its jwellin, Dog!
jwellman2: Dude! How do you like my ride?
goldenstang00: Its jwellin, Dog!
Jwellin by Dare232 December 30, 2008

jbelling 

When you direct message unsolicited pictures of your genitalia to unsuspecting victims.
Guy 1: She said Hi back to me. I think she really likes me, I'm going to send a picture of my cock.

Guy 2: Dude stop jbelling her.
jbelling by dynamiteDPs March 19, 2021
To be exaggeratedly lying, humorously.
Frez told me he doesn't like to eat vagina. Of course he was jelling !
jelling by MaceyFace435 January 19, 2017
“ why you always jelling “ “ jellmaster “
Jelling by Omarchulo July 17, 2018

Jbelling 

the act of buying a stock at its absolute highest using your entire portfolio, and then asking your mentor "am I screwed?"
Boy 1: "Hey I just bought Game stop at 159, its now at 70 am i screwed?"

Boy2: Stop Jbelling.
Jbelling by Defienr434 January 25, 2021

Janelling 

A state of being dismisal; and or dismisive. Not paying attention to anyone or anything, blocking out the entire World, not realizing that People are talking to you and or texting you and or emailing you. You simply disregard everyone and go into blankness. Will start conversations with People, but will leave them to conversate with themselves.
Of course you do not remember the directions to the location because you were Janelling.
Janelling by theonlypinkapple August 30, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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