jewbid

On eBay, a jewbidder will wait until the last minute (or even last few seconds) on an auction before placing their bid. This means the other bidder(s) don't have enough time to complete their bids before the auction ends.

The intention is to avoid bidding early, so you don't drive the price up.

I was trying to outsmart the other bidders by bidding late. Damn jewbidders beat me to it.

by scruft March 7, 2010

jewpids

Jewish cupids.

Jewpids just want you to meet someone nice and settle down. L'chayim!

by humansuitcase1 March 7, 2011

Jewbicle

A cubicle that is owned or inhabited by a Jew

Jerry the Jew works all day in his jewbicle.

by docelch September 12, 2011

Jewmidity

Term descriptive of the percentage of Jewish people at an event or place.

Wow.....the Jewmidity at this resort is so ridiculously high!

by Orangeairplane September 16, 2012

Jewpid

Doing something stupid or unreasonable just to save a couple dollars

Friend 1: Did you hear Nancy went to the movie theater on Martin Luther King Jr Blvd just to save a dollar off her ticket?
Friend 2: That part of town is a shithole, how Jewpid is she??

by stinkytrinket May 21, 2019

jewbilation

The feeling a jew has whaen learning that a favorite actor/actress/celebrity is Jewish.

Joe felt jewbilation upon learning that Jack Black was a Jew.

by I didn't make this up January 5, 2009

Jewido

A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.

This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.

by cheeky fello January 13, 2009