Jewbate

A form of masturbation in which you wrap a dollar bill around your dick/dildo and when your about to bust you recite the 'Shema'

David: Man, You gonna come to the game?
Kevin: Nah man, im gonna go Jewbate allover my Girl's face
David: Damn that Jaint sounds fuckin sick!

by Adolf "killa jew" Hitler November 17, 2009

jewbat

the act or state of being really stoned, and not offering any munchies to friends; usually while sitting on the couch watching the discovery channel in hi-def.

Being stingy with resources for other pot heads in getting their munch or smoke on.

Clifton is being a jewbat, and won't move feed me.

Clifton is a jewbat at the headshop.

by eeeeek August 18, 2009

Jewbat

to engage in the act of shoving a dr pepper (or similar) soda can up the ass of an elk or other horned creature;

Gary and I are going to Jewbat some fucking Deer tonight

by Hypter April 09, 2008

jewbat

A poke'mon of Jewish descent, normaly a form on the Poke'mon Zubat but instead of Zu you place Jew.

1. "Dude I caught a level 12 Jewbat!!! He already has the attacks 'Kill Jesus' and 'Piss Everyone Of'!!"
2. FakeDux

by Grizzey April 25, 2008

jewbating

When a person from jewish decent masturbates

I caught Aaron jewbating in the bathroom.

by topper77777 December 18, 2017