Jewbate

A form of masturbation in which you wrap a dollar bill around your dick/dildo and when your about to bust you recite the 'Shema'

David: Man, You gonna come to the game?
Kevin: Nah man, im gonna go Jewbate allover my Girl's face
David: Damn that Jaint sounds fuckin sick!

Jewbate by Adolf "killa jew" Hitler November 16, 2009

jewbagel supreme 

Jewbagel supreme; the phrase is derived from three words. It is used as an insult. It is a upgraded form of jewbagel. Its twice the insult of jewbagel.

Donnie; Kyle is such a jewbagel supreme for not taking that caddy off the jump.

jewbagel supreme by DonnieDD January 15, 2011

jewmate 

an excessively cheap person who shares a room, house, or apartment with others

After finding out that a book was not available at the library my jewmate Ryan read the entire book at Barnes & Noble so that he wouldn't have to purchase it.

jewmate by Geveffe January 18, 2009

Jewbane 

a 2003 Pontiac Grand Am. Usually driven at high speeds with techno playing.

Dude grab Jewbane and lets go to dons.

Jewbane by colpy December 31, 2008

Jewbabe 

noun
Usually used to refer to cisgender Jewish boys/men, a Jewish person who is attractive, intelligent, charming or a mixture of all three.

It can refer to Jews who are solely ethnically/culturally Jewish, but they tend to be religious as well.

“Omg I heard that Zac Efron has Ashkenazi ancestry! He is such a Jewbabe.”
*At Friday prayer* Maya: “Wow, Adam is rocking that yamaka.” Tamar: “I agree, Adam is such a Jewbabe! Shabbat shalom indeed.”

Jewbabe by dancerlove30 April 29, 2015

jewbagel 

1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.

1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."

jewbagel by Natalie H. April 30, 2006

jewbagel 

Not to be confused with jew bagel, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.

You: I HATE YOU, YOU GOD DAMN JEWBAGEL!!

Guy: What does that even mean?!!

jewbagel by GTFO417 June 11, 2011