jewad

Jewad is a loving person. Great son,brother,father,husband,family man. He is so sensitive although he doesn't show it he keeps a lot to himself. If you know a Jewad make sure you never lose him trust me you will not find another person like him. Jewad doesn't like to be pressured nor does he like arguments he takes things slow and only people who really know him will understand him truly. Jewad is very funny so funny some people get addicted. He is loyal,trust worthy,smart and strong. One of a kind.

Nate- hey have you seen Jewad?
Mike-yeah he is over there being awesome as always.

by The.name.anonymous.is.used November 23, 2021

jewdu

A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.

Bahir Silverman is the hottest Jewdu I've ever seen in my life.

Dude, what the hell is Jewdu?
A combination, rare, but not impossible, of combined Jewish (as a in a person of the Jewish faith) and the modern Hindu, aka, person residing on the subcontinent of India, as do 1/5 of the world's current population. Said offspring is often sterile, though there are tales of successful procreation, though purists tend to regard this as conspiracy.

by Bahir Silverman July 24, 2010

jewdonym

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.

Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen

by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010

Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.

Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

by theman8787878787 October 25, 2011

jewart

1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.

That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.

by terry twillstein December 13, 2008

Jawad

Its an arabic word which means generous. Jawad is one of the name of our last prophet Muhammad (S.A.W.W). People having this name are used to b very soft, honest, sensitive, caring, romantic and loving. These people are highly educated, intelligent and truly professional in their fields. They used to be very much shy and reserve but very friendly with their friends. They are very attractive in their personality. And they enjoy food with fun.

For example you will find a person having name Jawad in Pakistan with good position at service. He behaves very sophisticatedly at his work place and lovingly at home. He is very friendly with all the relations, friends, colleagues and people living around. His aim of life and objectives are very superior to none. Most importantly, he loves someone deeply.

by blankooo November 29, 2010

Judge Jewdy

A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.

Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!

by ThisNameIsNotAlreadyBeingUsed May 17, 2009