jewage

The jewish junk we all live for.

If she's got the jewage shes hott.
Daymm that guy as some major jewage complete hottie.

by ariel mhmm February 24, 2007

jewage

An unwelcome amount of change that will have to be poured into a jew jar...

oh shit! I just bought some fags from the Spar and the casheir shat on me with all this jewage...

by prince_marcos April 30, 2010

Jewage

1. A shitty Jewish person.
2. A Jewish person who is non- practicing.

He’s complete Jewage. Hasn’t been to Synagogue in years.

That bitch bid nothing but Jewage.

by Crons November 30, 2020

Eren Jeager

1. Sexy war criminal with pretty privilege that really doesnt want to do what he is doing but he has no choice lmao. People highly misunderstand this motherfucker (not literally)and literally the only thing he needs is a fucking hug. Give this piece of shit a hug please.

Oh and also Marleyans make it sound like it was a slur for some reason so it's illegal ahaha

"Man you dumb as fuck, that was so Eren Jeager of you"

by notgaybutprobablygay February 25, 2021

Jewnger

A ginger, or redhead; of Jewish descent.

My jewnger friend is a gifted photographer.

by Bossia January 30, 2010

Jewge

Noun. A Jew nose.

Pronounced like huge (silent 'j')

Example 1.
Chanoch: Thank God for my jewge I can smell money 1000's of miles away.
Aaron: the bigger the better.

Example 2.
Female 1: ewwww... look at that girls Jewge i wonder if she stuffs money up there instead of her clutch.
Female 2: if i flick it, it'll probably sound like a gong.

by Christopher.Scott January 21, 2015

jeagerbombtastic

To be an angry German boy that's loose and tight at the same time

Shadis: Well, sweet Pacific Rim job, look at you Jeager! You're all loose and tight at the same time. JEAN! Why can't you be more like JEAGERBOMBTASTIC over here??

Jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)

by SlyRivai December 18, 2015