Urban Dictionary: jewdar

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An insanely useful way of detecting the presence of another Jew in the near vicinity mainly by looks or auditory sample. You are one lucky bastard if you posess this and are not in fact a Jew yourself.

Randomness #1: Hey, is that guy-?
"Guy": SHALOM!
Randomness #2: Hella yeah.

by Chezlea March 14, 2004

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1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation.

2. A command given to assist one in relaxing

"Socks off mate!" Bazza said to Johno after opening a fresh beer.
Johno turns to Bazza affirmingly and replies "Socks off!"

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jewdar

The innate ability to detect Jewishness in another person. Like a sixth sense.

"Yo check out the guy with the pigtails and yammulke. Jewdar off the charts."
"Oh you mean Jedediah over there? No, he's Presbyterian, obviously, bitch."

Some guy: "Shalom baby, 'jew' lookin' mighty fine tonight."
Girl: "What!!?!? I'm not Jewish, motherfucker. I'm Hindu. Nice jewdar."
Some guy: "Oh, sorry, I didn't see that red dot on your head. And that kimono or whatever it is. Oh yeah, and I guess you do look sort of Indian too. So, how 'bout you take me back to the reservation with you? You can be Pocahontas and I'll be the John Smith. Then we can bang."
(gets bitch-slapped)

by Nick D November 21, 2003

jewdar

the innate ability to find currency and save it as though it was a small child.

His jewdar lead him straight to the money laying on the ground at the bar that no one else had even noticed.

by flutterby123 April 06, 2011

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